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Distortia

Regular price $600.00
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Shift your reality.

A lightweight women’s twin, the Distortia is ideal for learning new tricks in the park and getting creative across the whole mountain. Identical flex from nose to tail, together with 3BT, lets you ride switch, chuck spins and butter around without stressing about catching an edge. The central carbon SuperTubeTM adds explosive ollie power when you gotta launch onto that rail.
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Customer Reviews

Based on 30 reviews
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Vera Jacobs

I like the snowbard

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Lizzie Allen
First time buyer! Distortia 149

This product is so dope! I think I’ve found my board of choice forever! Thanks Bataleon!! Yeww

K
Krystal Zhai
Easy and light - Distortia

As a beginner this is super friendly, easy, and light to use. And it will be good value as I start to get into park. More board please!

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Iesha
Love my distortia

Absolutely love my board. Can’t wait to get another distortia. I’ve had it for about two seasons and it hasn’t let me down.

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Izzy Lazarus
Feeling like a kid again!

Im loving riding the Distoria. The design of this board allows it to be ridden all over the mountain from bumps and trees to groomers and park. Its softer flex allows the rider to remain maneuverable through the most tech terrain.

Major standout: This board loves to butter!

Ive ridden a bit of powder on the board as well. The 3BT tip and tail give it more float than traditional twin camber boards.

I appreciate that advanced riders will be able to take this board anywhere but more novice/intermediate riders will also be able to have a blast on the Distoria.

Terrain

Park

Resort

Pow

What’s this board’s natural home? Full send in the park? Elbows down on the trails? Or chucking roosters somewhere off grid?

Flex

4

Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge. Choose your poison.

Tail

Twin Outline

Nose

Tail

Mellow Camber

Nose

Tail

Twin 3BT™ + Sidekick™

Nose

Glassing

Our traditional and time tested two-way weave of fiberglass is light, strong and responsive; keeping the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness.

Woodcore

Our 50-50 paulownia and poplar woods blend for optimal strength to weight properties.

Special Sauce

Central Super Tube. Hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

Carbon Stringers

Our tried and tested carbon layups. We deploy them in different areas to fine-tune the feel of each model.

Base Tech

Not a basic extruded base. It has the highest molecular content available for an extruded base. That means it’s super slick, durable and maintenance-free.

Carbon Layup

Tail

Nose

Featuring

We incorporated a flexible composite material into the woodcore along the 3BT™ crease points to dampen vibration at high speed and make your snowboard smoother in all conditions. Think of it as a top of the line suspension system for your snowboard.

Featuring

SideKick™ dramatically increases the sidebase uplift at the widest points of the nose and tail. This makes turn initiation even smoother, increases float in powder and handling of the board in rough terrain.

Featuring

SuperTubes™ are hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core in 3 different configurations. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

Boot Size:

Weight:

Length (cm)

140

143

146

149

152

Waist Width (cm)

23.3

23.6

23.9

24.2

24.5

140

143

146

149

152

Float Rating

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Weight Recommendation (Kg)

38.0-58.0

41.0-61.0

44.0-64.0

49.0-69.0

54.0-74.0

Weight Recommendation (Lbs)

84-128

90-134

97-141

108-152

119-163

Boot Size (EU)

39-43

39-44

39-44

40-45

40-45

Boot Size (cm/mondo)

24.5-27.5

25.0-28.0

25.0-28.0

25.5-28.5

25.5-28.5

Boot Size (US)

6-9

7-10

7-10

7-11

7-11

Boot Size (UK)

5-8

6-9

6-9

6-10

6-10

Customer Reviews

Based on 30 reviews
93%
(28)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
3%
(1)
3%
(1)
V
Vera Jacobs

I like the snowbard

L
Lizzie Allen
First time buyer! Distortia 149

This product is so dope! I think I’ve found my board of choice forever! Thanks Bataleon!! Yeww

K
Krystal Zhai
Easy and light - Distortia

As a beginner this is super friendly, easy, and light to use. And it will be good value as I start to get into park. More board please!

I
Iesha
Love my distortia

Absolutely love my board. Can’t wait to get another distortia. I’ve had it for about two seasons and it hasn’t let me down.

I
Izzy Lazarus
Feeling like a kid again!

Im loving riding the Distoria. The design of this board allows it to be ridden all over the mountain from bumps and trees to groomers and park. Its softer flex allows the rider to remain maneuverable through the most tech terrain.

Major standout: This board loves to butter!

Ive ridden a bit of powder on the board as well. The 3BT tip and tail give it more float than traditional twin camber boards.

I appreciate that advanced riders will be able to take this board anywhere but more novice/intermediate riders will also be able to have a blast on the Distoria.